{"title":"Say It Out Loud with a Door Mat","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"74\" data-end=\"92\"\u003eLet's be honest...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"94\" data-end=\"140\"\u003eSometimes you want to say what's on your mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"142\" data-end=\"180\"\u003eBut society says you should be polite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"182\" data-end=\"216\"\u003eThat's where our doormats come in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"218\" data-end=\"285\"\u003eThey're funny. They're sarcastic. They're welcoming... technically.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"287\" data-end=\"414\"\u003ePerfect for pet lovers, introverts, caffeine enthusiasts, and anyone who's ever answered the door and immediately regretted it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"416\" data-end=\"476\"\u003eBecause some thoughts deserve a permanent spot on the porch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"zuvg80\" data-start=\"478\" data-end=\"502\"\u003eWhy You'll Love Them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"504\" data-end=\"543\"\u003e🚪 Makes guests laugh before they knock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"581\"\u003e🐾 Perfect for pet-loving households\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"583\" data-end=\"615\"\u003e☕ Coffee-fueled sarcasm included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"617\" data-end=\"653\"\u003e😂 Adds personality to your entryway\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"655\" data-end=\"680\"\u003e💖 Woman Owned \u0026amp; Operated\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"682\" data-end=\"717\"\u003e🏠 Because first impressions matter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"10d2asg\" data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"740\"\u003eFor People Who...\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"785\"\u003e✔️ Talk to their pets more than most humans\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"787\" data-end=\"821\"\u003e✔️ Need coffee before conversation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"823\" data-end=\"865\"\u003e✔️ Secretly hope unexpected visitors leave\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"906\"\u003e✔️ Know pet hair is a decorating choice\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"908\" data-end=\"948\"\u003e✔️ Have mastered the art of the side-eye\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"950\" data-end=\"991\"\u003e✔️ Believe honesty is a personality trait\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"y7clqg\" data-start=\"993\" data-end=\"1010\"\u003eFan Favorites\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1012\" data-end=\"1050\"\u003e🐾 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1015\" data-end=\"1050\"\u003eDogs Welcome. People Tolerated.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1052\" data-end=\"1097\"\u003e☕ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1054\" data-end=\"1097\"\u003eThis House Runs on Coffee and Pet Hair.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1099\" data-end=\"1139\"\u003e👀 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1102\" data-end=\"1139\"\u003eThe Pets Have Already Judged You.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1141\" data-end=\"1182\"\u003e🚪 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1144\" data-end=\"1182\"\u003eWelcome. The Dog Said You're Fine.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1184\" data-end=\"1209\"\u003e😂 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1187\" data-end=\"1209\"\u003eAsk the Dog First.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1211\" data-end=\"1240\"\u003e🏠 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1214\" data-end=\"1240\"\u003eManagement Is Napping.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1242\" data-end=\"1286\"\u003e🐕 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1245\" data-end=\"1286\"\u003eRing Bell. Chaos Will Arrive Shortly.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1288\" data-end=\"1318\"\u003e🐾 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1291\" data-end=\"1318\"\u003eHope You Like Dog Hair.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1320\" data-end=\"1348\"\u003e☕ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1322\" data-end=\"1348\"\u003eCome Back With Coffee.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1350\" data-end=\"1393\"\u003e👑 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1353\" data-end=\"1393\"\u003eReserved for People Bringing Treats.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1dbz9x9\" data-start=\"1395\" data-end=\"1424\"\u003eThe LC Said It Philosophy\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1426\" data-end=\"1468\"\u003eLife is too short for boring welcome mats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1470\" data-end=\"1576\"\u003eYour front porch should tell guests exactly what they're walking into—without actually saying it out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1633\"\u003eA little humor.\u003cbr\u003eA little sarcasm.\u003cbr\u003eA lot of personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1635\" data-end=\"1785\"\u003eWhether you're welcoming visitors, warning them, or gently suggesting they should have texted first, our doormats do the talking so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1bao5lu\" data-start=\"1787\" data-end=\"1809\"\u003eSay It Out Loud...\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1udn9w5\" data-start=\"1810\" data-end=\"1850\"\u003eWithout Actually Saying It Out Loud.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1852\" data-end=\"1923\"\u003e🚪 Because sometimes the doormat understands you better than people do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1925\" data-end=\"2039\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1925\" data-end=\"2033\"\u003eWarning: May cause unexpected laughter, pet compliments, and guests questioning whether the mat is joking.\u003c\/em\u003e 😆🐾☕\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"doormat-this-house-runs-on-coffee-and-pet-hair-paw-print-welcome-mat","title":"Doormat — \"This House Runs on Coffee and Pet Hair\" Paw Print Welcome Mat","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e24\" x 16\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            24.02 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            15.98 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Thickness, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            0.59 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Mornings start with a warm mug and a small cloud of fur on your sweater. This coir doormat greets guests with a wink — “This house runs on coffee and pet hair” — and a bold paw print that says you live with animal-loving chaos. The rough coconut fibers brush mud and snow from boots while the textured black vinyl backing keeps the mat steady on porches and entryways. Weather-ready and sustainably sourced, it looks right at home outside a busy kitchen door or beneath a leash-and-key landing spot.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBring a practical, slightly cheeky touch to everyday comings and goings. It stands up to scraping paws, wet paws, and the little messes of real life without fuss. Quietly made with globally sourced parts and assembled in the USA, this mat fits into the rhythm of pet-centered mornings, coffee runs, and open-door hospitality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber for effective scraping and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Black vinyl anti-slip backing keeps the mat firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- One standard size: 24\" × 16\" (61 cm × 40.6 cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Designed mainly for outdoor use — resists weather and daily wear\u003cbr\u003e- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. 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